Anja Josefsen is my all time favorite Penthouse Pet. In the past I have
emailed the folks at Penthouse asking how I could write to her and was
told that they had lost touch with her and don’t know of a way to
contact her.
Since Penthouse hasn’t kept in touch with her, I’d
like to present this open letter to Anja Josefsen in hopes that she is
out there, Googles herself and finds this.
An Open Letter to Anja Josefsen, Penthouse Pet of the Month December 1992
Dear Anja,
It
has been years since you appeared in the pages of
Penthouse magazine, but you have left a lasting impression on this
reader. I remember the day I bought your magazine. As a subscriber to
Playboy, I always had my monthly exposure to beautiful women posing in
the nude and as a man had my supply of erotic imagery to stimulate my
sexual fantasies and my masturbation sessions. This particular month was
different. Although the beautiful Barbara Moore graced the pages of
Playboy as Playmate of the Month that same month, I was looking for more
erotic stimulation.
I walked into the newsstand and saw
Penthouse on the shelf. Gennifer Flowers was on the cover, with an
pictoral and interview where she talked about her affair with Bill
Clinton. I already had the desire to buy the magazine, and Gennifer’s
cover story was an added incentive to buy it. I took it to the counter
to purchase and I was so nervous. What was the cashier going to think of
my purchase? Would he judge me as a pervert who was going to be using
this periodical for masturbatory purposes? Nothing happened, I made my
purchase and took the magazine home.
When I got home I began
going through the pages of the magazine, reading Gennifer’s tell all
about Bill Clinton and admiring her pictures. Then I got to the Pet of
the Month section and was taken by your beauty. My god, you are so sexy.
My first impression was that you were a hotter, sexier version of
Paulina Porizkova.
My first instinct was to get my pants down to
my ankles. At that time of my life, I would masturbate with my clothes
on. My shirt would be on and my pants would be just above my knees or at
my ankles while I humped my pillow or stroked off in the bathroom. It
was always a safeguard against being interrupted or caught. I would have
access to my clothes and be able to quickly get dressed if needed. This
particular day that wasn’t going to happen. I stripped down naked for
you and neatly put my clothes in a pile next to me. I wasn’t going to
hump my pillow or jerk off in the bathroom either. I got comfortable in
the room just inside the door of my apartment, positioning myself on the
floor, leaning against the wall and opening my legs spread eagle
exactly like one of your photos in the spread.
I positioned
the magazine to my left outside of my legs to avoid hitting it. You see,
speaking of Paulina Porizkova, I had made the mistake of positioning a
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue looking at the picture of Paulina and
Kim Alexis between my legs and the strength of my ejaculation landed in
the magazine, giving Kim a facial and Paulina a pearl necklace. I had to
dispose of that magazine and didn’t want to have that happen again.
I
wrapped my hand around my very erect and throbbing penis and started
softly and slowly stroking myself. I was rock hard long before I got my
clothes off from looking at you. It felt so good. I would look into your
eyes and not be able to take mine off you. I took my sweet time
masturbating to your pictures, spending extending periods of 10, 15, 20
minutes gazing at one page. My excitement would build up and I would
slow down and back off just so I could enjoy that sensation in my penis
without climaxing. The precum arrived pretty quickly and I massaged it
in creating a lubricant for my penis. When I’m lubricated, I have the
courage to explore closer to the head. You see Anja, I never touch the
head of my penis since it is so sensitive. But when I’m lubed, I can
touch that one spot just underneath the head and it is a heavenly
situation. Having you look at me while I’m experiencing such pleasure
was fantastic. I don’t mean to brag. Maybe I do. But I can self
confidently tell you that I spent two hours masturbating to your
magazine that day and when I finally decided to let go and orgasm, it
was one of the most intense and incredible feelings I had during self
love at that point of my life.
It was amazing and created a
special place in my fantasy life for you. I have masturbated to your
magazine countless times, wondering what you would think if you knew and
how you might react if you did or if you saw me.
You also played
a role in one of the more embarrassing masturbatory experiences I have
had. Years later, during one of my sessions looking at you and
fantasizing about doing the most wonderful things to your body, I had
the rather awkward and embarrassing experience of being caught in the
act. I remember that day well too. It was MLK Day and I had the
day off from work. I felt horny that particular morning and since I
didn’t have to go into work, I decided to satisfy my morning erection
with some self pleasure. I took your magazine out and put on Shania
Twain’s “Come On Over” CD to set the mood. I once again assumed the
spread eagled position for you and began my session. About 10 minutes
into my session, Janice, my apartment manager walked into my bedroom and
saw me on the bed in this very private moment and let out a startled
yelp. Janice said “Oh my God. I’m so sorry.” and ran out of my
apartment. She had called later to apologize for what happened and
explained to me that a message she got for a maintenance request was
wrong. Whoever took the message wrote the wrong unit down. The request
came from apartment 240, not my apartment, 214. The interruption killed
the mood and the embarrassment brought my arousal down. After Janice
called to apologize, you once again got me in the mood and I was able to
stroke to orgasm.
Anja, I’ve wanted to tell you for years that I
think you are without a doubt the most beautiful and sexiest woman to
ever grace the pages of Penthouse magazine. I’ve also wanted to tell you
for years that your magazine and your beautiful image has aroused and
brought me to orgasm so many times. Society’s norms have always made it
inappropriate and socially unacceptable to openly express one’s sexual
desires and masturbatory fantasies, but this blog has provided me with a
safe and anonymous way of expressing those feelings.
I hope that
you find this letter, and that it finds you well. I also hope that
should you find this and read, that you’d be so kind as to respond or
send me an email (masturbationsuperstar@yahoo.com) to tell me how you
are, what you’ve been up to, if you ever married and/or had kids and how
your life has been since you posed for Penthouse. I’ve always wondered
and would love to hear from you to find out.
Yours always,
Brad Hamilton
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