An Act of Passion with KCAL/KCBS2 Newslady Suzanne Marques

One cold December evening, I was sitting in my apartment reading fantasies and looking at my favorite Facebook pages. I made my way to KCAL/KCBS2 newslady Suzanne Marques' Facebook page, downloaded pics and video clips, then start a slide show and begin to masturbate.

All of a sudden, I heard a knock on the door. I threw on a robe and went to the door to answer it to find Suzanne standing at my door.

Suzanne walks into my apartment and immediately noticed the computer. Oh shit I thought, I had forgotten to turn off the slide show when I answered the door.

“What is this?!,” said Suzanne, "Are these all pictures of me?"

I took in a deep breath. I let it out slowly and said, "I think you’re beautiful and I like looking at you"

“Is that all you do, just look?” asked Suzanne as she picks up a bottle of KY on my desk and holds it up to show me.

Suzanne, standing in front of me, unties my robe and opens it up to reveal my nude body and a fully erect penis standing fully at attention. Suzanne removes my robe leaving me completely nude and aroused as I stand in front of her.

“You were jerking off before I arrived, weren’t you? Don’t lie. Tell me the truth.”

I nod and admit to her that was what I was doing. Being exposed in front of her like this and revealing what was supposed to be a personal and private moment was really turning me on.

Suzanne took me into the bedroom and lies down sideways on my bed and put her finger in her mouth.

It was such an erotic position and I knew that she was horny as hell. I slowly took her pants off her and found a fuzzy pink thong. I pulled the thong off and started licking her pussy. I stuck my tongue inside her and relished the taste of her wetness, burying her wet, swollen pussy into my face. It was the sweetest thing I had ever tasted in my entire life.

I continued going down on her, getting her primed to enter her when she told me she was ready.

She rolled over and got on all fours.

“I’m ready Brad. Put it inside of me.”

I guided my full erection inside of her as she wraps her legs around my hips and I lift her hips. I slowly rammed her doggy style. She was moaning loudly. I kept up a steady rhythm and continuously sped up until I was pounding her ass and the full length of my erection was ramming into her.

I laid flat on my back, and Suzanne straddled me, slowly taking my entire 7 inches inside her. Her pussy clamping onto my cock felt so good, and I heard the wonderful sounds of my penis going in and out of it.

The two of us were experiencing so much pleasure. I was about to cum inside Suzanne as her warm juices flowed down my cock. Suzanne was loudly moaning as she had multiple orgasms.

“FUCK BRAD! OOOOHHHHHH BRAD YESSSSSS, I’M CUMMING I’M CUMMING!!!!”

It was so hot in the room, and I was in a high state of ecstacy as my cock went in and out of the newslady’s smooth pussy hole. She rode me with such passion and pleasure that I knew I would cum at any second. My breathing picked up and my moans got louder and louder as I neared orgasm.

“I’m almost there Suzanne, I’m almost there.”

Suzanne dismounted and moved her head towards my groin.

She leans her head down and slowly put my erect penis into her mouth and started giving the best oral I had ever received. She swallows my cock as her tongue made patterns on the shaft. This felt amazing. The moment of truth arrived, and I let out a loud man and blew the biggest load ever.

“SUZANNE!! SUZANNE!! I’M CUMMING TOO...I’M CUMMING TOO”

Suzanne continues going up and down the entirety of my penis as I ejaculate into her mouth. My body tenses up and my cum shoots down her throat. She continued this for about five minutes as her hands play with my balls. I was in heaven. She was giving me the best oral sex imaginable. Suzanne continues by licking the remainder of cum off my cock until she collapses on my chest with legs and arms entwined with mine.

We sleep together, naked on my bed, until early in the morning. Suzanne wakes up to see my penis fully erect. I slowly awaken when Suzanne kisses me and whispers into my ear. I see someone is already up. She looks down towards my morning wood and takes it in her hand.

“My, is it always this hard in the morning?”

“Yes, I usually masturbate in the morning while I watch the morning news.”

“Not this morning you’re not.”

Suzanne takes her right hand and relieves my stiff penis by giving me an incredible hand job. The orgasm is so amazing, I almost faint from the intensity of the orgasm.

“Are you alright Brad? You look a little faint.”

“Just a lack of blood to the head. It’s all in that organ you’ve got in your hand.”

The Highest Paid Lapdancer in Nashville starring Shania Twain

It is my birthday and it has become a tradition where I'd go out with my friends and they'd take me to a strip club to unwind, relax, watch some beautiful women without clothes and even get a private dance from one of the girls. This year, I was out of town traveling and was in Nashville on business. Meetings had filled my calendar out for the day and I arrived at my hotel room to some well wishes from my friends. One of them did some internet research and suggested I still go out to a strip club and gave me the name of one he found on the net.

Since I had nothing better to do, I went out and visited the club that my friend had recommended. It was weird going alone, but I went anyway. After sitting down and watching the girls for about an hour, a dancer took the stage that definitely caught my eye....and I couldn't believe it. It was Shania Twain! I know Steve Earle called her the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville, but I thought it was just a figure of speech.

I loved watching her dance. She wore the leopard outfit that she wore in the video for "That Don't Impress Me Much." She's just as beautiful and sexy as she is in her videos.  She showed off that magnificent body and that flashed that beautiful smile my way with a wink. I smiled back instinctively, appreciating her performance.

She finished up her number and collected the money left for her on the stage and made her way back into the dressing room. I would love to get a lap dance from her I thought. I figured that she'd be getting attention from every man in the club and I'd have to get in line for a chance with her so I put that expectation away and continued watching the other girls come out and dance.

Shania came out of the dressing room after making a wardrobe change and my jaw dropped. She was now wearing that outfit from "Man I Feel Like A Woman!" She caught me staring at her and smiled at me again, saying "Hi" from across the room. I said "Hi" back, with a little skip in my heartbeat at the fact that she noticed me and acknowledged my presence. After talking with several of the other men in the club she made her way over to me.

"Hello there" she said as she extended her right gloved hand to me. "I'm Shania. Are you Brad?"

I took her hand and shook it and looked at her with total surprise.

"I am. How did you know my name?" I asked her.

"One of your friends back home called the club earlier today and said it was your birthday. He told us the type of women you like and requested that we treat you well for your birthday. I'm very flattered to hear that you consider me to be your type."

"Oh come on Shania." I tell her. "You're probably every man's type, especially the other men in the club."

She looks at me and smiles "That is so sweet of you to say. I can think of one man who seems to like another woman more than me." She's obviously referring to her ex-husband and their recent split.
"He's crazy. I think you're beautiful."

Shania then takes my hand and asks me "Brad, would you like to go in the back for a private dance? Your friend took care of everything so you're totally comped for the evening. That's some friend to do that for you."

I nod. "He's my best friend. He knew I was bummed that I couldn't spend my birthday with the guys. It was nice for him to do this. I'd love a private dance from you."

Shania takes me to one end of the club and we walk past the area where the couches and chairs are where the girls perform their lap dances.

She looks at me and says, "We're going in the back to a private room." We walk down to the end of the hall to see a huge bouncer at the door.  He opens the door into a very posh private room in the back. Shania gets a chair and puts it in the center of the room and has me sit down.

"Now Brad, the club has some rules and the door has to be left open so the bouncer can come in here in case you might try something inappropriate...but...."

At that moment Shania takes out a set of cuffs and handcuffs my arms behind me and to the back legs of the chair. She then takes out another set and cuffs each ankle to the front legs of the chair. Once she finishes, she completes her sentence.

"...if you're in restraints, it is perfectly ok." She stands up, goes to the door, closes and locks it. "Now we won't be disturbed or interrupted and we can have complete privacy"
She turns on the audio system linked into the room and her music is playing over the speakers as she starts dancing in front of me.

She approaches me, taking her hands and run them through my hair, along my chin and cheeks and shoulders as she walks around my chair, moving to the rhythm of the music as she undoes her hair and lets it down.

Shania straddles my left leg and bends forward to nibble on my left ear.  I can feel her hot breath in my ear as she whispers to me a question.

"Do you like how I'm dancing?"

I nod my head yes. She kisses and nibbles as she sets down on my left thigh and starts rubbing back and forth, dry humping my thigh. I was so nervous that I couldn't get it up, but watching her body move in that way and feeling her crotch rub my thigh gives me an instant erection.

Shania reaches down with her left gloved hand and places it down on my crotch. She lightly grabs and pats it.
"Good, he's awake." she whispers to me with a smile on her face and the sexiest look in her eyes.

Shania starts removing her clothes. First the gloves come off, one at a time. She places her hands underneath my chin and for the first time I feel the touch of her skin. She repositions her body and now sits on my lap. Her right leg is snug against my left hip and her left leg on my right hip. Shania rocks back and forth in my lap, rubbing up against my crotch as she leans forward and gives me a passionate kiss while running her fingers through my hair.

Shania pulls away and looks me in the eye as she asks me "Would you like me to remove my shirt for you?"
I nod yes and she slowly unbuttons her shirt, one button at a time, until it is completely open, then slides her shirt off her shoulders into her arms...then takes her arms out of the sleeves, leaving the white shirt behind her on my lap. She then starts unbuttoning my shirt, one button at a time and pushes it off my shoulders and the sleeves down my arms as far as they can go. My nipples are hard and Shania takes them between her thumb and forefingers.

"Mmmmmmmm, that feels nice." I tell her as she continues stimulating my nipples.
She leans forward and kisses my chest and licks my nipples, going back and forth between the two, giving each one equal attention. As I continue moaning, Shania reaches down between my legs with both her hands and lightly grabs my crotch.

"Don't cum yet, Brad. We still have a while."

Shania moves her hands up to my belt buckle and unbuckles it and unbuttons my pants. She stands up, unzips my pants and pulls them down to my ankles along with my boxer briefs. My penis stands erect, at full attention for Shania. She drops to her knees to get a better look.

"Well hello there to you to." she playfully says, as she touches it, and then gently pets it.

Shania starts massaging my thighs and moves her hand to my erection, taking it in her hand and slowly moving her hand up and down the shaft as the music continues to play.

"Oh God, Shania. Your hand feels so good around my shaft. Keep stroking. Mmmmmmmm."

Shania starts and stops, teasing me so I last. She stands up and starts dancing again, removing her skirt and leaving her with a G-string and her black boots.

Shania sits back on my lap again, with my erection resting next to her pussy and rubbing against her wonderfully groomed pubic hair. She looks down at it, then up at me with a mischievous smirk.

"You want to put it in me, don't you?"

I nod yes.

"You have to promise not to cum in me though....promise?"

I nod my head.

"Yes Shania, I promise."

She positions herself above it and slowly lowers herself down in a squatting position, her feet on the chair next to my thighs. She lowers herself a little further so the head of my penis disappears inside of her. I move my hips to get some thrusting but she moves up.

"Only the head, Brad, only the head." She lowers herself again so the head is inside of her. She wiggles her hips and provides some rhythm to the head and stands up, taking me out of her.

She gets down on her knees and takes my penis between her tits.

"Titty fuck me Brad....fuck my tits."

I rock my hips as much as I can while in restraints and Shania leans forward to give me help.

"Oh my god Shania, I can't take it much longer, I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum!!"

"Go ahead Brad, let it go. Cum for me....cum on my face."

I let it go as my sperm flies into the air and onto her tits and face.

"OH SHANIA!!!! YES!!! YESSSSSS!!! OH GOD I LOVE YOU SHANIA!!!!"

She answers "That's it Brad, give it to me, give it all to me."

My penis keeps pumping as I experience a full body orgasm. My body still shakes as my orgasm subsides.  I look down to see Shania completely baptized in my cum.

"I like how you taste Brad." She says as she licks cum off her lips, hands and tits.

She takes my erection and licks the cum off the shaft and the head, totally cleaning me off. She takes her white shirt and wipes whatever cum is left off her face, tits and hands and sits back on my lap.

"So Brad, did that feel good?"

"Oh my Shania, that was incredible!"

"Do you have it in you to go again?"

"I think so."

Shania reaches down and pets it again. "Mmmmm, you're still hard."

She repositions herself on top of me, this time completely impaling herself on my penis, finally allowing me to completely enter her. She starts riding me, controlling the rhythm as I sit there completely helpless, unable to touch her or wrap my legs around her since I'm cuffed to the chair.

Shania starts to moan and move her hips faster and faster.

"Brad, I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum. YES YES YES OH YES Brad"

Shania arches her head and upper body back as her body tenses up and relaxes as she experiences her orgasm. She then leans forward towards me, forehead to forehead, her hair falling forward on my shoulders and along our faces.

"Wheeeeeew" she says with a long sigh. "That was great."

She continues rocking and rocking on me as my excitement once again builds up.

"I'm going to cum again Shania!"

"WAIT, NOT YET NOT YET!" She screams.

She moves faster.....faster....faster.

"NOW Brad NOW!!! I'M CUMMING TOO! CUM WITH ME!"

With that, I release and shoot my second load inside of her.

"YES YES YES" we both scream in harmony as we both climax together.

As our orgasms subside, Shania holds me in her arms and kisses me. The final song ends and she goes to the table to get the keys.

Shania uncuffs me.

"You should get dressed. We should both get dressed."

We clean up and get dressed. She unlocks the door and we both leave the private room and go up the hallway into the main area. She wraps her arms around me, gives me a big hug and a kiss and say
"Happy birthday Brad. I hope you had a good time."

I smile, totally speechless, and just nod my head ‘Yes'

The Phone Call starring Lisa Guerrero

Lisa Guerrero has been out on assignment all day for Inside Edition and finally has time to sit at her desk to go through her email and messages. She multitasks and is going through her email while she listens to her voicemail messages. She gets to one particular message, and rolls her eyes while she listens to it. It is the sound of heavy breathing and moaning. She can’t believe it, this pervert is jerking off in her voicemail.

Lisa hangs up the phone and continues going through her email when the phone rings. She picks it up.

“Hello, this is Lisa Guerrero.”

She hears heavy breathing on the phone.

“Hello?”

“Hello?”

“LISTEN PERVERT, IF YOU’RE SUCH A MAN, WHY DON’T YOU COME ON DOWN HERE AND DO THAT IN FRONT OF ME? DO YOU HEAR ME??”

The breathing continues.

“LOOK LOSER, COME ON DOWN HERE AND DO THAT OR I’LL HAVE THIS CALL TRACED AND HAVE YOUR ASS BUSTED. BE DOWNSTAIRS IN AN HOUR.”

Lisa slams down the phone and continues through her email, furious about what just happened. Fifty minutes later Lisa looks up at the clock and wonders if that loser will really come down here. She did threaten to have him busted so maybe he’ll come out to apologize and plead not to bust him. Lisa gets up from her desk and out of curiosity goes downstairs to the lobby.

When she gets there, in walks this man. He’s dressed casually, stands 6 feet tall, jet black hair, brown eyes, very athletic and in good shape. Before he can make his way up to the security guard’s desk, Lisa approaches him.

“Are you the guy that called me?” she asks. Before he can answer, she already knows. “You are, aren’t you? Turn around and go to your car.”

He walks out the front door with Lisa a step behind him. He gets to his car as Lisa goes to the passenger side. He’s driving a Mercedes. “Nice car.” Lisa says. “Open the door and get in, I’ll tell you where to drive.” They get in the car and drive off the premises. Lisa directs him down a few surface streets into a parking garage. She instructs him to park in a remote part of the structure and turn of the ignition.

“OK, buddy, let’s see it.”

“Excuse me?”

“You were so brave to jerk off while you called me. Let’s see you do it here in front of me. I bet you have a small dick. Now take it out!”

He just pauses. Lisa opens the door and is about to get out.

“Fine, if you won’t do it, I’ll see that you get busted for calling me.”

“No, don’t!” he says. “OK, I’ll do it.”

Lisa closes the door. “Well let’s go, then.”

He unbuttons and unzips his pants and slides them down under his ass down to his knees. His penis comes out and he cradles it in his right hand. Lisa looks down at it then back up at him, looking into his eyes…quite impressed.

“That is a very nice size. But can you do anything with it? Let’s see you do it.”

He starts moving his right hand up and down the shaft while he looks at Lisa with an expression of lust and hunger in his eyes.

“What’s your name?”

He doesn’t say anything. “No problem.” Lisa says. She opens the glove compartment and goes through the contents to find the registration.

“Hmmmm, Brad Hamilton…..Beverly Hills?? Rich, handsome, and well hung. Do you do this a lot Brad? Call girls and stroke yourself off?”

He lets out a sigh and says “No….just you.”

Lisa asks “Why did you choose me?”

His breathing is picking up from his excitement. “Because…..you……’re……beautiful.”

For the first time, Lisa smiles. “You think so?”

He nods. “Yes”

“Do you have my Playboy?”

He nods again and whispers “Yes”

She leans in towards him and whispers in his ear. “Do you jerk off to my pictures?”

“Oh my, yes, Lisa.” He says proudly.

“You like it that I’m watching you, don’t you?”

“Oh yes.”

“Come on Brad, put on a show for me.”

Brad continues stroking himself, taking his time, edging so he doesn’t cum too quickly and look inadequate in front of this goddess of a woman. He stops stroking himself and starts thrusting his hips into his right hand as he arches his head back.

“That’s it, fuck that right hand of yours.” Lisa commands.

While his head is arched back, his eyes are closed and doesn’t see what happens next. He feels his shirt being unbuttoned and a hand reach inside. Brad opens his eyes to see Lisa opening up his shirt and caressing his chest.



“Why do you need to jerk off? You’re a good looking guy with a nice penis. You can get yourself a woman, a real stunner I would imagine.”

“But…..I…..want…..you…..Lisa.”

Brad looks over and notices that while his eyes were closed, Lisa was readjusting some of her clothes in addition to unbuttoning his shirt. She had hiked up her skirt and had her panties down underneath her knees and they were heading down to her ankles. She has started playing with herself.

“Oh my god, you’re beautiful Lisa.”

Lisa grabs Brad’s right wrist and removes his right hand from his penis. She places it between her own legs.

“Touch me, Brad. Make me feel how that hand of yours makes you feel.” Brad starts playing with Lisa while his penis stands at full attention at seven inches. Lisa takes her left hand and wraps it around Brad’s penis and starts stroking.

“Ooooohhhhh Lisa, that feels so good.” Lisa is getting more and more excited as Brad’s fingers make love to Lisa’s beautiful pussy. “Brad, you have wonderful hands.”

The two of them continue their mutual masturbation when Lisa moves toward Brad and whispers into his right ear. “I know how to get you to cum.” Brad looks to his right so now they’re looking into each other’s eyes and Lisa gives him a long, passionate kiss. That does it.

“Mmmmmmm…..Lisa……mmmmmm…..ooooohhhhh god. Lisa. LISA LISA I’M CUMMING I’M CUMMING. OH MY GOD LISA YES YES.” Brad’s penis begins to shoot and then pump cum, hitting his thighs, his pants and begins running down the shaft onto Lisa’s left hand. Shortly after, Brad hit’s Lisa’s button.

“Brad, THAT’S IT THAT’S IT OOHHHHHH OHHHHHH OHHHHHHH, I’M CUMMING I’M CUMMMING”

Lisa’s body shudders in orgasm as she continues pumping Brad’s penis. Brad’s right hand continues to pleasure Lisa as both climax together. After their orgasms subside, both of them just sit in the car in silence…and astonishment.

When she finally catches her breath, Lisa starts getting dressed. 

Brad gets puts his clothes in order, but Lisa stops him.  “Don’t!” she says.  “Don’t clean yourself up.  Leave it.  Leave your pants where they are and take me back to the office.”  Brad starts the ignition and drives Lisa back to the office. He pulls up front to let Lisa out. She pulls out a business card and starts writing something on the back. She leans towards Brad and kisses him. “Next time, just call me.” she says with a smile and a sexy look in her eyes. Lisa hands him her business card and flips it over to see she wrote her cell number down. “I’d love to do that again sometime soon….and a whole lot more.”

Lisa gets out of the car and heads into the building as Brad watches that body and that beautiful ass walk. Once she enters the building, Brad drives off, still in the same state of undress Lisa left him in.

The Bitch starring Kathie Lee Gifford

It is a Friday afternoon, and my flight from LA lands at JFK airport in NYC shortly after 5 PM. Everything goes pretty smoothly, I grab my bag and catch a cab. I had been fortunate to have some friends in town that I can stay with over the weekend. The cab driver is asking me which house I should stop at and I point at one particular house. "That one." as I show him the address. He stops in front of the mailbox at one particular residence. On the mailbox there is just one name: "Gifford"

I pay the driver, go to the front door and ring the bell. The door opens and Kathie Lee Gifford is standing in the doorway. "Brad, how are you? It has been a while and it is good to see you." Kathie Lee gives me a hug and invites me in. "Set your bag down over there, you're just in time, we're just starting dinner."

I put down my bag in the living room and go into the dining room. Frank, Kathie Lee and I are having dinner and having a very nice conversation. I notice things are a little tense from time to time as Kathie Lee and Frank would have a few uncomfortable moments. With the problems they've had recently with Frank's affair, it is understandable. I'm surprised they're getting along as well as they are. As the things get later, we adjourn to the living room, drinking wine and continuing our chat. It is late and we should all get to bed. I take my bag up to my room and get ready for bed. Before I put my pajamas on however, I reach into my bag and take it out: the November 1997 issue of Playboy magazine. There she is on the cover: Suzen Johnson. Man, I can see why Frank did it with her. For an older woman, she is so sexy.

I get comfortable on the bed and take out my travel bottle of KY and my travel Kleenex. I get completely naked and neatly fold my clothes and place them on the counter. I get my right palm all lubed up and wrap my right hand around my erect seven inch. Ohhhh it feels good and Suzen looks so good. I bet she knew that men would be jerking themselves off to her pictures when she posed for them. I get into a good rhythm with my masturbation as I get lost in my fantasy. All of a sudden.....

"Brad, here are some towels for.......OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" While absorbed in my fantasy, I wasn't paying attention and Kathie Lee walked into my room to catch me pleasuring myself to the woman that Frank cheated with. "YOU FUCKING PERVERT!" She grabs the magazine and continues berating me. "HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS SMUT INTO OUR HOME! IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY OUR HOSPITALITY?" Kathie Lee throws the magazine in the trash.

Kathie Lee pauses with a piercing stare that would kill, then all of a sudden she gives me this evil smirk. "Do you think Suzen is hot?"

"Uhhh, no...I"

"Don't lie. Why else would you be jerking off to her magazine."

"I wasn't. I was looking at the Playmate Inga Drozdova."

"Bullshit. I saw the magazine open to Suzen's pictures."

I blush and look down.

"So....do you think Suzen is hot?"

I look up. "Yes"

"Do you jerk off to her?"

"Yes"

Kathie Lee looks at me again with that evil smirk as she starts unbuttoning her blouse. "Why don't you jerk off to this Brad?" Kathie Lee completely unbuttons her blouse and exposes her breasts. She cups them in her hand and says. "You want these wrapped around your dick, don't you?" I nod. "Uh huh"

"Keep jerking it, I don't know if I'd want you doing that to me. That's it. Be a man and stroke that dick for me. Be my Masturbation Superstar.  You want me don't you?"

"Yes."

"Say it, Brad."

"I want you Kathie Lee. I want you so badly."

"I know you do. I know you've always wanted me." Kathie Lee continues to play with her breasts with her left hand as her right hand starts to loosen up and remove her pants. They drop to the floor as she puts her right hand inside her panties. "Mmmmmmmmmmm" Kathie Lee moans. "Move to the edge of the bed Brad."

I move from my position back to the wall, legs spread to sitting at the edge of the bed as my feet touch the ground. I'm sitting upright stroking off as Kathie Lee kneels in front of me. Kathie Lee leans her head down as she starts to go down on me but....no.....she stops. "You'd want me to suck this, don't you?"

"Yes, Kathie Lee."

Kathie Lee spits on the head of my cock. "That's the only way you'll get any of my juices on that. Keep jerking it." I pick up the pace as Kathie Lee, on her knees in front of me, pleasures herself, roaming one hand all over her body as she uses the other to finger herself.

"Oh God, Kathie Lee, I'm gonna cum."

"Not yet, I'm not ready yet. Don't you fucking cum yet."

I slow down and hold off for a few minutes while Kathie Lee continues her masturbation. Kathie Lee starts to moan as her breathing picks up. "Oh fuck Brad, I'm about to cum." I pick up the pace as Kathie Lee makes her proclamation. "I'm cumming Brad. CUM WITH ME! CUM ON ME! CUM ALL OVER MY FACE!!!" With that, I let go and start ejaculating.

"OH KATHIE LEE....YESSSSSS" I shoot thick long streams of cum which hit her on her face and her chest. As we orgasm in unison, Frank walks in wondering what's going on. Frank says something that neither of us hear over our moans and scream. "BAPTIZE ME BRAD!! BAPTIZE ME WITH YOUR SPERM!!!"

Our orgasm subside as Frank stands there staring at us in utter shock and disbelief. Once Kathie Lee notices that Frank has caught us, she stands up, walks over to the trash, takes out the magazine and hands it to Frank. "Here, you'll need this tonight. I'll be busy." Kathie Lee wipes my cum off her face and tits and licks it off her hands. When she's done she gets on the bed on all fours and assumes the position.

"This is what we'll be doing tonight while you're jerking off to that magazine. Now get over here Brad and fuck me like a real man." I go over to the bed and place my hands on her hips. Still hard, I enter her from behind and start fucking Kathie Lee doggie style as Frank walks out of the room with the magazine.

"You are going to fuck me all night Brad. Can you keep up with me and can you do for me what Frank can't?"

"Absolutely Kathie Lee. Absolutely."

Caught Masturbating on Mullholland Drive by Naomi Watts and Laura Haring

Masturbation is something of a mystery.  Everyone does it. It is considered a normal aspect of human sexuality, yet it is frowned on, looked at with shame and never openly discussed. I have had many conversations with my therapist about this and how I could openly express myself without violating society’s norms and laws and she made a suggestion: masturbate out in nature.  She said that it would give me the opportunity for my skin to feel the warmth of the sun and the open air. She also said I could proudly show my body and pleasure myself without judgment and any of the stigmas attached to the act.

I had been working long hours lately and needed some time off to relax and recharge my batteries. Since I had a day off and nothing pressing, I decided to go out to Mulholland Drive and go hiking on one of the dirt paths out . Once I got out there, all thoughts of work and conference calls disappeared. I thought about what my therapist said and I thought this might be the opportunity that she was talking about. Nobody was around, so what the hell?

I decided I should find a secluded spot, well off the trail to take a break and pleasure myself. As I neared the top of a long climb to a ridge line, I slowed and began walking the final stretch to the top. I slipped my hand down the front of my pants and fondled my penis until I had an erection. Once I crested the ridge, I started scanning the hillsides and rock outcroppings for a relatively flat spot in the sun that offered a vantage point where I would see someone approaching before they would see me.

After a few minutes of scanning the vicinity, I eyed another ridge line that angled away from the ridge upon which I was walking. I made my way through the ponderosa pines and sagebrush to the top of this ridge. The sun, angling from the West, was beating down on my shoulders as I found a nice-sized, flat rock obscured from behind by a large rock outcropping. The spot overlooked a pine cloaked gully, well out of sight of the trail.

I stood on the rock, stripped off my shirt and carefully scanned the area for any signs of movement and people. Seeing no one, I hooked my thumbs into the waistband of my pants and slid them off my hips and dropped them at my feet and quickly stepped out of them. I kicked them next to my shirt and with my hands on my now naked hips, I again scanned the area to make sure no one was around.

I was alone. My penis was now standing fully at attention. I took it in my hand and slowing stroked it and caressed my groomed balls. After another quick glance around, I laid down on the warm flat rock.

With my bare ass absorbing the rock's warmth, I again took my penis in hand and got down to business. With mental images of a nude woman shaving her pussy as I looked on filling my head, I began pumping my penis up and down with my right hand. I brought my left hand to my mouth and took a glob of saliva and used it to coat my asshole. I slipped my middle finger inside myself, working in some of the saliva to serve as lubricant. Still pumping my cock, I coated my left middle finger with more saliva and slipped it in above the knuckle, deep into my ass.

I began to work both hands in tandem, raising my ass off the rock, allowing me to slip the entire length of my finger inside. I was getting close to cumming. The sun was beating down on my naked body. My penis was hard as a rock and ready to explode. My finger was up my ass.

Then, the unimaginable happened. Just as I was about to let go, I heard a gasp followed by a female voice exclaiming, "Oh my God!"

With my penis still in my right hand and my left index finger up my ass, I looked up and saw Naomi Watts and Laura Harring peering over the rock outcropping I was so convinced would shield me from prying eyes. My heart leapt into my throat. I popped my finger out of my ass, let go of my cock and quickly stood up scrambling to figure out how to get out of this incredibly uncomfortable situation.

As I looked quickly down at my clothes, some 10 feet away, I stammered an apology and used my splayed right hand to cover my still hard cock.

Both women now were standing a top the rock outcropping. They were both clad in hiking clothes -- tan shorts, sports bras and hiking shoes. Both of them had their hair tied up in pony tails.

Naomi spoke next. "Holy shit, what in the world are you doing? We should report you." She turned to the brunette and said, "Come on, Laura, let's get the hell out of here."

Laura didn't meet the blonde's gaze. She was studiously looking me up and down. I thought I detected a quick, wry smirk as she muttered, "Relax Naomi, what's he going to do, chase after us bare-assed?"

Sensing she wanted a better look at my most private parts, I dropped my hands to my side. My penis had lost some of its erection, but had just enough life left in it to give it a nice large, thick appearance. That coupled with the fact that I trim back my pubic hair must have made my average-sized cock look quite large to her.

Staring right at my exposed cock, Naomi nodded in my direction and said, "Were you pretty close before we scared you?"

"Yeah, I was just about to let go," I said. I couldn't believe I was having this conversation while standing naked as a jaybird in front of two Hollywood starlets in the middle of the woods.

"Can I watch you finish up," Naomi asked, to my astonishment.

I wasn't sure how to respond. Heck, I wasn't sure I could masturbate in front of these two beauties. I think I was still red with embarrassment, anyway. After all, I had been caught jacking off in public, with my finger up my ass no less. Seemingly reading my mind, Naomi said, "I especially liked what you were doing with your left hand."

Aaaargh. Shit. They had seen me playing with my own ass. Man, I was turning shades of red previously unknown to even the most daring artists.

As I was wallowing in my embarrassment, I quickly noticed Naomi was awaiting a response. Laura was looking around uncomfortably and clearly looked like she wanted to get the hell out of there.

"I guess you could watch," I said meekly. "But, I don't want to do anything to make you uncomfortable," I added, looking at Laura.

"She'll be fine," Naomi quickly retorted as she climbed down from the rock outcropping and moved toward a good sitting rock about five feet from where I was standing. Laura timidly followed and muttered, "This is unbelievable. I don't know if this is smart, Naomi."

"You're not going to do anything to us, are you," Naomi asked me.

"No," I said. "I think I'm too paralyzed with embarrassment to move more than two feet in any direction," I replied making a valiant attempt to muster a light-hearted tone and a smile.

Naomi sat down on the rock as Laura made her way down and found a spot standing next to Naomi.

"Go ahead," Naomi said. "Don't let us hold you up any more. It looks like you are ready anyway."

I looked down and realized my penis was totally hard again. I had, almost unconsciously, been getting more and more turned on as the notion of two of my fantasy girls looking at my naked body sunk in. I took my penis back in my right hand and began lightly stroking it. I was concentrating on what my hand was doing when my rhythm was interrupted, again, by Naomi.

"I like the way you trim you hair down there," she said looking intently at my crotch. I didn't say anything. I was getting really hot having these two women watching me. My embarrassment was rapidly evacuating and being replaced by lust. I turned fully toward my two onlookers, spread my feet about should length apart and began jacking off in earnest. As I worked my cock, I looked each woman up and down, pausing to focus on their breasts, concealed behind tight sports bras, and their long, tan legs emerging from short hiking shorts. Every few seconds I would glance at their faces. Our eyes never met because they were staring only at my crotch. Both of them were unconsciously leaning forward, eyes wide.

After about five minutes of this, Naomi said, "I can't believe you haven't cum yet. Maybe you need some visuals to help. Laura, show him your tits."

With Naomi's laugh still lingering in the air, Laura turned to her and slowly and ponderously said, "I can't....do...that...." In mid-sentence, still staring at my cock, she seemed to visibly reconsider. Never averting her gaze, she lifted her hands to the bottom of her sports bra and pulled it up above her breasts and left it there, dropping her hands to her sides. She quickly glanced down at her exposed breasts and over at Naomi. Naomi stood there looking at Laura with her mouth agape.

"Holly shit, Laura, I didn't think you really would do that."

"Yeah, well, I, uh, I dunno," was all she could get out. I could tell Laura was really turned on. I saw an opening and decided to try and up the ante.

"Please take your top the rest of the way off," I said to Laura. Almost obediently, she complied by pulling the top off over her head, being careful to get it around her pony tail. She brought her hands up to her breasts, as if to cover them. Instead, she just held them in her hands and lightly pinched her nipples between her thumbs and index fingers before dropping her hands, again to her sides.

I gazed hungrily at her. Her breasts were small, but a full, wonderful round shape. Her nipples were small and noticeably erect.

"Laura, you are a wild woman," Naomi exclaimed. "No one is going to believe this."

That comment snapped Laura out of her sexual stupor. "Naomi," she said with her eyes flashing. "No one is going to hear about this!"

Just as Laura finished her almost angry pronouncement, she bent down and before Naomi could react, slipped Naomi's sports bra up above her breasts, exposing them to me. Laura then said, "If I'm going to do this, so are you."

Naomi, realizing she had angered her friend, contritely explained she didn't mean she would tell anyone. As she spoke, she completely removed her top and stood up next to Laura. "Sorry about that."

With everyone happy again, and now with two pairs of amazing naked breasts before me, I began concentrating on giving the girls a show. My mindset had shifted. I now was totally into giving them a show, purposely jacking off in front of them to satisfy my own sexual cravings and new-found desire to expose myself.

Realizing I was not getting much closer to cumming in my standing position, I decided to lay back down on the warm, flat rock. Without saying a word, I sat down, feeling the rock's warmth again on my bare ass. I laid back on my back with my knees in the air and spread my legs. With both of them framed perfectly between my raised knees, I took my cock again in my right hand and began pumping it up and down. In this position, I felt so exposed. Nothing was left to the imagination. From their vantage point, they could see my erect cock in my hand, my shaved balls swinging side to side between my legs and my asshole just below my balls.

I was really getting into it when I saw Naomi lean over to Laura and whisper something. I didn't care what she was saying. I was taking in the sexy sight of her breasts gently swaying with each subtle movement. When she finished whispering, Laura reared back wide-eyed and said, "No way. You are not." Naomi smiled and unbuttoned her shorts and let them drop to the ground. She must have had keys in one of the pockets because the shorts hit the rock with a thud. She quickly stepped out of the shorts and stood before me wearing only a tiny pair of pink g-string panties. She hooked her thumbs under the thin strip of material snaking up over her hips from what I presumed was an equally thin strip of material running up her ass crack. As she pulled up on the g-string, the tiny pink triangle of material concealing the folds of her pussy perfectly conformed to shape of her mound. I could make out her slit. I noted nary a hair was peaking out around her tiny panties.

"Wow, that is so sexy," was all I could muster. She smiled as she looked down on me, still masturbating flat on my back. Without letting the smile fade from her lips, she turned around and bent over, giving me a close up view of her ass and the thin strip of material concealing what must have been a perfect, tight asshole.

"Do you like this view," she needlessly inquired. I professed my love of the color pink and of the view she was providing. I quickly glanced at Laura who was looking uncomfortable again. Naomi, on the other hand, was just hitting her stride.

Just as Laura asked Naomi what she was doing, Naomi quickly slipped off her panties and took a step closer to where I was laying. I couldn't believe what was happening. Naomi now was totally nude. Her pussy was as gorgeous and awe inspiring as were her breasts. She was almost totally shaved down there, except for a thin strip of hair starting at the top of her slit.

"Don't get any ideas," Naomi said. "Let's just watch each other. No touching. Okay?"

I wasn't going to do anything to ruin this fantasy come true. I agreed there would be no touching.

"Just keep doing what you are doing," Naomi said. With her words still handing in the air, she closed the distance between us with one hand gently rubbing her sweet spot. She came up right next to me. From my vantage point, lying on my back, she looked so tall. Her next move was unbelievable. She came around and stepped on either side of my head, facing my feet. Looking up, I had a full-on view of her shaved pussy lips and the arch of her butt cheeks curving up to her back. As I was gazing at her pussy, she slid a hand between her legs and began masturbating.

With this sight before me, my own masturbating was reinvigorated. I began working my penis fast and furiously. Every now and again, I would pry my gaze from Naomi's masturbation show to glance at Laura. She had slipped her hand down the front of her shorts and clearly was masturbating as well, her breasts jiggling with every movement of her hand.

Seeing Laura in the act sent me right to the edge of cumming. Like someone out of a bad porno movie, I actually said out loud, "I'm going to cum."

"Yay!" Naomi said. "Watch Laura."

Still staring intently at Naomi's hand rubbing her pussy, I let go. Cum shot into the air and landed in big globs on my chest and stomach. I kept pumping milking the orgasm for everything I had. It was, possibly, the most intense orgasm I ever had.

After I came, Naomi exclaimed how hot my cum shot was and continued rubbing her clit. Still standing over me, she quickened her masturbation pace and seemed to be close to orgasm herself. The next thing I remember was Naomi rearing her head back, letting out two deep sighs, slightly bending her knees and nearly stumbling as her orgasm washed over her.

Once she regained her composure, Naomi stepped over me and quickly gathered up her clothes and got dressed. Watching her slip on her tiny pink panties was so hot. I propped myself up on my elbows, still on my back and watched her put on the rest of her clothes. It was then I noticed Laura still had her hands down the front of her shorts. Naomi must have realized it at about the same time.

"Come on, Laura, you can cum. Let go. It feels so good. Just look at his cock. Look at the cum on his chest. Doesn't what you’re doing to yourself in front of me and this total stranger feel incredible?"

Laura let out a barely audible, "Uh-huh," and she came. Like Naomi, Laura kind of bobbed forward a couple of times, closed her eyes tight and let out two quiet "uhs". Once her orgasm subsided, she covered her face with her hands and said, "That felt so good. Oh my God, I can't believe I did that in front of you guys."

I just smiled and stood up to gather my own clothes. Laura and I dressed together. Once we were all clothed again, Naomi said how exciting this experience had been. She said she really enjoyed just watching and masturbating in front of someone she didn't know. Offhandedly, I said, "We should do it again."

Laura, again, looked concerned. Naomi, being a smart, careful woman, said, "Well, I don't know. Maybe. Give me your e-mail address and we will see.

Laura opened a small hip pack she had been carrying and handed me a pen and a scrap of paper. I wrote down my e-mail address and handed the pen and paper to Naomi.

We said our goodbyes and each headed off in opposite directions. They went back over the rock outcropping and I made my way back to the trail, and, eventually, back to work. Oh, what a day.